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| The Magnificent Shetland Pony |
Truly, if I were not so dedicated to the cause of promoting my authors, forwarding the name of my publishing house (Purity Pets Press), and helping man and woman kind, I would retire immediately to a small ranch in the great state of Texas, buy a gun, and employ myself solely with the art of breeding Shetland Ponies.
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| I slept with both those ladies just last week. |
Take it from me; I have been to the future, and I know. This revival of the art of "the good childhood photograph" will, with certainty, equal the fabled Dotcom boom (and bust) era of decades past, albeit on a smaller scale. The economic impact of Shetland/Child photography start-ups will last from several days to a month and will be felt by a number of people.
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| Shetland/Child Photography, beloved in the Early 20th Century will see a revival this year. |
4 comments:
I am off to the stables, as we speak! Thank you for your advice, Mr. Spear!
Dear Mr. Shakespeare:
Can I have a pony? Can I? Can I?
I am very concerned about the state of modern photography. Does the camera love its subjects as much as it did at the inception of photography? In the future, will flesh-and-blood horses become obsolete with the rise of robot horses? What about the children who love them?
Please visit the future and check for me, as I can't make my own stupid cardboard box go anywhere. What am I doing wrong?
p.s.
Where did you get your earring?
For a bard, Sir Francis, you neglect your quill. . .
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